Thief One-Upmanship Game

Game sucks and is barely an RPG, I'm sorry (I'm the primary audience for my own games, so I GET TO SAY if I think it sucks)

COMPLETE RULESHEET:

A game for a party–each player plays a thief.

Pick someone to go first.

They must describe an act of theft they committed

When they finish, whoever is first to speak next

Gets a turn--Don't interrupt each other!

IMPORTANT: Each subsequent player

Must describe a MORE IMPRESSIVE 

Or MORE BIZARRE theft than the last player.

Feel free to be silly–Example: "I stole the moon"

I recommend describing each crime in lurid detail

I'll go first: I pilfered this man's personal space

Next crime has to be more extreme than that.

Whichever player first commits 5 crimes "wins"

And becomes the "World's Greatest Thief"

After that I pick that player's pocket bye

Made for the One Page RPG Game Jam. Doesn't really follow the optional theme, but I guess it's kind of along those lines? You're sharing secret crimes, sort of? Information that might not necessarily be true within the context of the game?

The entire game is just that screenshot--you can download the high res version of the art I made for this game, but that's all I can share.

Well, better luck next time!